Answering Machine Obsessive Compulsive Funny Answering Machine?

Funny answering machine? - answering machine obsessive compulsive

Hello. It is the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press you for the 2nd If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6 If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so that only the wayside and we will trace your call. If you are schizophrenic, listen to the voices only to say that press. If you are depressed, no matter how you press the button. Nobody cares.

(This is just a joke, and I want to offend anyone)